Halloween Message From Warren Ellis

Warren Ellis' Halloween bulletin on MySpace serves as a further example as to why I fucking love and worship that man.

"Someone said on Twitter recently:

Halloween: where I dress up as Warren Ellis and hit children with my cane while screaming "HUMBUG".

This is, of course, a lie.

I do that at Christmas.

On Halloween, I squirt lighter fluid over children and then hurl burning sticks at them while screaming "TRICK! TRICK, you little fucks!"

Tonight, I'm going to leave a sign on my door, written in very small print, and then go out to dinner. People will have to come right up to the door to read the sign. On it will be written

QUARANTINE
if you're close enough to read this
you have caught the bird flu"