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Michael Jackson, not the resultant creature that passed last night, but as I'd prefer to remember him...Captain EO.

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It has come to my attention that some of you, dear friends, are unfamiliar with the abominable act known as brokeNCYDE. This"crunk/screamo" terror is what we in the field like to call the decline of Western civilization.

Try to watch the whole thing without your ears bleeding. Welcome to the new world.

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Sarcasm is love. Best way to protest

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Your "We're Doomed" moment of the day.

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I wonder who won?

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As some of you may know, today is the birthday of a great man.....


Neil Patrick Harris

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This GMI is brought to you by one of our sponsors, Jen Wood. Jen Wood: American's Finest Chumscrubbers Since 1936!

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Well, someone sure took it literally.

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Jesus has new priorities these days...

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My friend Desirae claims to love anything green tea. Well, Des, I've got a dare for ya.

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I think Nic Cage my be starring in the most awesome terrible movie of the year. Watch this entire trailer. I'm convinced it's post modern art. It's got that hilarious "I can't believe they're fucking doing this quality to it." The last bit about "soul dancing" is king.

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That's one chill squirrel.