Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Outside

Chuck Norris endorses GOP candidate Mike Huckabee, and searches on the candidate are up 457%.

The Westboro Baptist Church, the inbred hominids behind GodHatesFags and other such products only the lack of education and common sense could provide, have unleashed their own version of the classic song, "We Are The World," entitled "God Hate The World." Sure, this journey into stupidity will cause your brain to explode and wish to take a hacksaw to all of humanity, but hte last twenty seconds are simply pure evil. If you're unable to stomach this exercise of insanity all the way though, skip to the end.

A counterterrorism detective who says his failed drug test came because his wife had spiked his meatballs with marijuana has filed a lawsuit to get his job back.

"Frosty" the snowman has been swiped. The 42-foot-tall inflatable holiday decoration was taken from a tree farm. Officials at Dixon Farms say Frosty, worth about $10,000, was last seen Friday night. So far no arrests.