Good Morning, Internets

There are days like today, when sleep deprivation rules my life. As a result, my brain breaks down and sees the world through a different lens and convinces my eyes that I see things such as this image in plain daylight. I sight in defeat, knowing my brain seeks to destroy me, So I poor more coffee onto the bastard, half hoping I will scald him only to allow me those precious few seconds of recoil to escape.