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for the last time this year...

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"Rawr! I, Shark!" This image just seems the beginning of an extremely awkward conversation.

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*yawn*

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A lot of people ask me where I get my pictures, and most people are under the impression I have this magic forest of oddities stored away int he recess of my computer.

Unbeknownst to most of you, for every interesting, funny, and gloriously offensive thing I've found, there are countless horrors that cannot be unseen. Indeed, many of these I believe are placed across the recesses of the information super highway by people trying to break my brain.

To give you one of the more tame things I've had to endure, I give you...penis slugs (oh yes, and beware the explicit nature to all lose young, fragile minds out there. I take that back, if your mind is young and fragile, then by all means, forge on)...This is not safe for work, parents, or indeed anyone with an decency at all ;)

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I am, in fact, alive. Terrorists suicide bombed the internet at the office. They have been disposed of accordingly. So now, I present to you, courtesy of Trixie Bedlam via Warren Ellis, my return.

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"Edna, I'll be with you soon!"

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Green Day = <3

As if on cue whenever things conglomerated and take a turn for the shitty, Green Day is there, as they strangely have been throughout my entire life (perhaps a post on that one day soon).

For now, all that needs to be said is that I was in a particularly miserable mood..when I got wind of a new Green Day secret side-project.

They're called Foxouro Hot Tubs. It's got this great 60's garage rock twist to it. So far I'm loving the hell out of it.And the sound is sensationally fun.

Apparently, they will be releasing a six song EP online for free very shortly. Three of the tracks are streaming on their MySpace page...which I have, of course..ripped ;)

I will be sharing of course. Just contact me or grab my SlSk screenname from me.

Ah, to have a reason to smile.

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"Okay, boys! Ivans got us surrounded on all sides. This is like training camp. You get cornered...go for the testicles. Captain, out! Woof!"