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Never Forget. 9.9.99

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This is a total Myles thing to do.

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Timon and Pumba!!

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Oh god. 'Tyler Durden' said it best of the following image:

Seeing bears scale walls on ladders puts us one step from living in “the Golden Compass”, where armored bears form an army of indestructible killing machines, but at least their discovery of this Rosetta Stone, the key to unlocking new ways to catch and eat us, was a random accident that couldn’t be avoided:

"A bear that got stuck in a skateboard park climbed up a ladder to make its escape. The animal had been stuck in the sunken skating bowl overnight and could not get up the steep-sided concrete walls on its own. Officials in the town of Snowmass, Colorado lowered down a long ladder, which the bear walked across before heading back to the woods. The bear was uninjured by its experience."

Well Jesus don’t teach the bears how to climb ladders! We need those walls, to separate the bears from our succulent arms and legs. What’s the second part of your plan, coat doorknobs in honey? Jesus Fuckin Christ, I’m scared to even turn around right now, one of these new Super Bears may have snuck up behind me.

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Taken from a series of rare Star Wars photos taken during "A New Hope.

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Ashleigh showed me this. Bless her for it.

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Somewhere, Victoria is laughing herself to death.

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Apologies, friends. It's been a bit hectic here at home base this week.

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We wait until the morrow...then we strike!

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Wow. What a failure.

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Thank you, Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers!