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From the good people at WWTDD:

"Madonna said she would kick Sarah Palins ass if she didn't, "get off my street". Whatever the hell that means. Madonna owns the street now, I guess. She did this of course because she thinks Sarah Palins beliefs are ridiculous. Keep in mind that Madonna wears a magic piece of red sting on her wrist to ward off evil spirits, and she believes in spells that can manipulate the laws of nature. I don't know exactly what Sarah Palin is into, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts it's no dumber than wizardry and enchanted yarn."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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The last date you take your cheating girl/boyfriend on: World's Deepest Swimming Pool

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Sad thing is that this could very easily be applied to today and the near future.

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No, this is not a Photoshop job..

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Epic win.

The boys over at ScritchScratch have launched some pretty chuckle-worthy stuff in the webcomic world, I'm Cyrius (The Cycloctopus!) being my favorite.

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"YOU! Take the second battalion to the Gumdrop Forest. No retreat, no surrender. That is Candy Land law. And by Candy Land law, we will stand and fight … and die. A new age has begun: an age of freedom!"

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"Oops."

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I recall hearing an older gentleman refer to this period as "the good old days" last week.

Also, wish a Happy 21st Birthday to Miss Jennifer Wood, who would happily drink from the colored fountain.

Fangs up, Jen. Fangs up.

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Superman's Fortress of Solitude Found! What's called the Crystal Cave of Giants located within the Naica Mine in Chihuahua, Mexico.

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After last night's debate, it's clear there's only one presidential candidate I can put my trust in to carry us into the next decade. One candidate, who has time and again risen above adversity, with little thought to his own safety , to win the day. One man who is without a shadow of a doubt ready to take the reigns of this country.



Shatner/Hosselhoff: From Yesterday's Tomorrow For A Better Today


Added bonus: My friend Ned posted this great little video of "Lil' O'Reilly" yesterday

To Do List

Today, I Hope To...

1. Write/Rant about something
2. Get back to Steve (whoops) from Spartanburg Spark
3. Start planning out my lecture for Wofford
4. Get further in reading my new book

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Michelle Allen was "arrested on one count of disorderly conduct on accusations of getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit," Additionally, Allen "urinated on a neighbor's front porch."

Heroic. Udderly. (Zing.)

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..the hell? Wow. Just...wow. God Spray?