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Days like this I wonder if anyone bothers to check what's printed onto signs. More than likely, there's a clandestine group of writers who come up with subtle yet mildly inappropriate signs just to see if anyone's paying attention, because the editors clearly aren't.

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That can't be comfortable

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Temptation on wheels...



And a bit of bad taste for my xbox loving friends: "If World War II Was A 30 Game"

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News of the Day

"A Fleshlight Turned Into an Input Device Lets You Control Your Computer By Fucking It"



"The guy at SlashDong decided to take a Fleshlight and make it into an input device for his computer. The whole setup costs about $100ish, and consists of a cap replacement for the Fleshlight, a control box, a rubber tube, and a USB cable. Oh, and an actual sex game to use it with. You didn't think you could use this to Photoshop, did you?

The end result, after programming the computer to think that this makeshift device is a mouse, is that you can use your wang to simulate having sex with a woman on screen. Of course, it's an incredibly ugly woman with 1995-era graphics, but it corresponds to your penile motions. Is this a revolution in sexual computing? Are we going to see more of these devices in the future? We think yes."

Penis Chamber: Check
110 volt Socket? Check
Wires leading indirectly from 110 volt socket to Penis Chamber? Check.

What could possibly go wrong?

Welcome to your future.

http://gizmodo.com/378314/a-fleshlight-turned-into-an-input-device-lets-you-control-your-computer-by-fucking-it

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I think I just make Friday a day where I post webcomics or something. I always feel a bit off for doing it. But few people know what's out there outside of the print world. We'll see. Everyone's encouraged to send me suggested webcomics. And before everyone bombards me..YES, I've read Happiness and Cyanide, and yes, it's amusing. There. Lost about half of my suggestions right there.

The first of today's offerings is from a webcomic called xkcd: "A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language."



The second is actually something I found using Stumble Upon. It's part of www.unowen.net, but I haven't found the comic part yet, if there is one. Of course, I've had all of three minutes of time to try. About 4 of you will find this hilarious. I did.

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Occasionally, I still come across a few "motivational" posters that make me chuckle. This is one of them.

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A Lego Mindstorms robot that solves Rubik’s cubes. And yes, they exist.

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Sandstorm in Iraq.

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The last people that messed with Internet Jesus.

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Oh, it's love!

Hmmm....

I find it disheartening that I'm a complete stranger most of those who call me"best friend."

Change. Needed.