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So...where do I apply?

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Wouldn't be shocked one bit, honestly. And that's the sad part.

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So essentially...experts fail.

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Watch the entirety of this video. The unabashed idiocy and ignorance is absolutely amazing, especially in the video's last three minutes.

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While awesome, this can only end badly.

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"Hey there...big boy..."

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....kay.

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Here's a soberingly creepy photo for all you St. Patty's recoverees.

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My day off, so I sleep in.

Anywho...my friend Crystal Bryant is attending her first year at film school in Atlanta at...Film School In Atlanta. A few of her videos, but unfortunately not her hilarious 93.3 audition ad, are available for viewing on her Video page on MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/metalinmyspine), which I encourage you to keep an eye on. For now, take a look at her entertaining little piece, The Great Gallon Challenge.

Check out this video: The Great Gallon Challenge

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Open at Barnes tomorrow..so it's Christmas come early today. Found this fascinating:
"Velcro, 94x magnification when viewed at 100% taken with a Nikon SMZ1500 Stereomicrosope coupled with a Spot Insight Digital Color Camera"

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World's largest fondue

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The...Homeless Ranger? I take it the Subwayzord was just never a big hit.

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This thing creeps me out.

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As I have announced, I am back. I have a sneaking suspicion that many people in my area think this is what heaven must look like.

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